A Feast in Cinematography

Among our little blog network some of you have recently endeavored to review films that you feel deserve some credit. All of you have fallen short. If you will make note of the new link at left you will find a smorgasbord of filmographic euphoria commonly referred to as Spring Break Shark Attack. While not initially receiving rave reviews, this film is sure to become a cult classic. Shannon Lucio, formerly of "The O.C.," leads a brilliant cast of teenage talent in a plot of epic proportions. When Danielle (Lucio) arrives in Florida for Spring Break against her parents will she has no idea what she is in store for. While the bikini clad girls and video camera wielding boys pursue hedonism in its most evolved form an armada of killer sharks is quietly amassing off shore. The sharks are drawn to the area by the artificial reef that the town recently installed, and the relentless chumming of a jealous local businessman. Danielle and an intelligent-but-misunderstood local boy uncover the secret just in time, but a complicated love triangle and unbelieving town bureaucracy get in the way. Its a coming of age story that I think we can all relate to. While critics can rail away on minor foibles, the spring breakers relax on the beach with mountains in the background (ah the famous Floridian Mountain Range), any film in which the main character survives a dose of roofies, a boat wreck, and a shark attack all in the same day gets thumbs up from me! Oddly enough, I have not been able to find Spring Break Shark Attack on sale, but once I do we can all kick back and enjoy.